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Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

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The members of a bank are Mr.A , Mr. B, Mrs C, Miss D, Mr E, Miss F
The position which they occupy are Manager, Asst. Manager, cashier, Steno ,Teller and Clerk ( not necessarily in the same order)

The Asst. Manager is Manager's Grandson
Cashier is Steno's son in law
Mr. A is a bachelor
Miss D is teller's step sister
MR. E is manager's neighbor
Mr. B cannot have a grandson or Son in law as he is only 20 years old




Now Answer The following

Ques1: Who is the manager?
Ques 2: Who is the Asst. Manager?
Ques 3: Who is the Teller?
Ques 4: Who is the clerk?
Ques 5 : Who is the cashier?
Ques 6: Who is the steno?

SARDAR JI JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!

Boss:Where were u born?
sardar :Punjab..
Boss :which part ?
sardar :Kya which part?Whole body born in punjab.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 :What would u do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 :Dont worry,I have one more.

Sardar :What is the name of your car ?
Lady :I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar :Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar Y
are you removing a wheel from ur auto.
sardar :Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took d ticket and said April fool.I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar :Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him.Darling on our engagement day will u give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Doctor to patient :U will die within 2 hours.Do u want to see any one before u die?
Patient :Yes. A good doctor.

How will u destroy a submarine full of sardars?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
Museum Administrator:That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta:Thanks God!I thought it was a new one.

A man to Santa:Aao ji chess khelein
Santa:Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself.Don't cry. See that man.He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Banta:U cheated me.
Shopkeeper:No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta:Radio label shows Made in Japan